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MARCH MODOK MADNESS 2016!

Our final days of MARCH MODOK MADNESS 2016. Repent!

Friday, March 26, 2010

THE "MODAGWOOD"


Few people know that MODOK actually opened a fast food franchise at one point... He realized the potential for killing by stuffing his victims with cholesterol, trans-fats, and secret sauce.. His crowning menu Item was the MODAGWOOD...a massive sandwich that had mayo, hollandaise sauce, six fried eggs. deep fried bacon, a hollowed out porkchop filled with butter, gravy, olive loaf, aged trout, Spam, a full block of cheese, moldy cow tongue, peanut butter, and the parts of the Fugu fish that most sushi house discard...
The Restaurant was closed after half a dozen fatalities but only because city inspectors discovered that the AIM BEEKEEPER in charge of the fryers wasn't washing his hands in the restrooms and there where some complaints about service at the counter...
MODOK, never attempted to open another restaurant...and mindblasted all the employees from this failed endeavor.

Bon appetite.

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